I recently went on a mission. A mission to find the BEST funny letter board quotes that aren’t the same ones we’ve all seen 193 times.
Letter board sayings just make things FUN. These cute little boards can make it so easy to display a beautiful, meaningful quote, a Bible verse… OR, if you’re like me, a completely sarcastic or ridiculous one.
Here are a few different types of funny letter board sayings I’ll cover:
Now let’s get to the rest of the funny letter board quotes!
Don’t forget to check out fun letterboard quotes for other seasons: 50+ Best Summer Letter Board Quotes and Fall Letterboard Quotes
1. Too Old for Snapchat, Too Young for Life Alert

As an elder millennial, I relate to this letter board quote. You could also replace “snapchat” with “TikTok.”
(Even though I’m totally on TikTok)
2. A View of Parenting from a Narrator

Thank God there isn’t a narrator making light of all my parenting struggles.
3. My Dentist Told Me I Needed a Crown

4. How Many Chocolates Equals Happiness

The most wonderful time of the year is when there’s enough chocolate in the house for me to test this theory. 27 is probably close though.
5. Put On Your Positive Pants

By “positive pants,” do you think they mean fleece-lined yoga pants? Probably.
6. I’m Yours, No Returns

MWUHAHAHA YOU STUCK WITH ME BOO
7. No More Outside Stuff

8. Just a Second, Gotta Overthink

9. Gangster’s Paradise

It’s possible this one is not meant as a joke–but I’m imagining it in my living room, surrounded by stuffed animals and toys.
Oh yeah, that’s the gangster life.
10. Watch Bananas Die a Slow Death

11. I Impress Myself

12. Relax, We’re All Crazy

I really wish that a lot more people had this one in their homes. 🙂
13. Came, Saw, Made It Awkward

If there’s one thing I’m great at, it’s awkwardness. Check, check, and check.
14. I Used to Crastinate, But Then I Went Pro

This is one of those fun quotes for my ADHD people. My favorites.
15. I Love You With All of My Butt

The perfect quote for…. well… LITERALLY EVERYONE.
16. Decaf Coffee is Like a Hairless Cat

17. Taking Your Breath Away

A little ’tism humor for you. This could also be perfectly fitting in the spring, when the pollen is floating in the air and choking us all… what a special occasion.
18. Just Tell Me What To Do

To be fair, when I was a little kid I also wanted people to tell me what to do.
19. I’m Sorry I Didn’t Answer the Phone

This is a fun witty quote to remind people to JUST FREAKING TEXT ME. I’m begging you!
20. My House Looks Like I’m Losing a Game of Jumanji

I love letterboards that simultaneously explain the state of the space around them. Plus, this can bring a little humor when you have to invite someone in and you’re not prepared… my nightmare.
21. Check Yourself Before You… Ya know

22. Got It All Together

23. Maybe Swearing Will Help

I have to tell you a secret…………….. it will.
For more inspirational quotes that are perfect for letterboards, read 27 Inspirational Letter Board Quotes.
(Please tell me you had a quick laugh over this well-placed joke.)
24. The Truth About Letter Boards

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25. Spilling Coffee as an Adult

NOT THE COFFEE!
26. Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Caffeine

The perfect spot for this one is either by the coffee maker or wherever you do your makeup.
27. “Would poop here again.”

Okay, so this one isn’t on a letter board (yet), but it would make a pretty great one. Plus, the short letter board quotes are so much easier to do 😉
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28. Come on, Autocorrect

You might think this is one of Eleanor Shellstrop’s hilarious quotes, but nope, just little humor from the interwebs.
29. Not Enough Rap Songs

I really need someone to write this banger.
30. Netflix is So Insecure Sometimes

I’m not going anywhere bestie! We’re here, making memories.
31. How Much Is Your Life Falling Apart

Can we really create a scale of measurement this way? It seems like the most accurate strategy.
32. I Be Knowing

33. My Favorite Childhood Memory

34. The Worst Friday

Ah, one of those funny sayings that also makes you cry a little bit.
35. Chocolate Fast Update

36. The Best Things Take Time

37. Home Is Where You Take Your Pants Off

38. Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty

39. As I Do More Laundry, Nudists Seem Less Crazy

40. Emotionally Stable as an IKEA Table

SHOTS FIRED
41. I Don’t Understand, But I Also Don’t Care

42. “Be Strong” I Whispered to my Wifi Signal

We’re all depending on you!
43. Coffee is my Love Language

44. Spring Cleaning Never Killed Anyone, But…..

45. Did You Say Exercise or Extra Fries?

46. Dear Santa, Is Sorta Good an Option?

Oh hey, I snuck a Christmas quote in there! If you want some letter board ideas for the holidays, read 37 Christmas Letter Board Quotes.
47. Realistic Laundry Room Letterboard

48. I Love Fridays Like Kanye Loves Kanye

49. Humble with a Hint of Kanye

Now, because lyrics can make the BEST funny letter board quotes, the next section contains some of the best lyrics of all time.
50. I Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuu

51. Despacito

52. I am Beyonce, Always

53. Dwight, You Ignorant Slut

54. The Only Time I Set the Bar Low

55. All Dwight Wants

56. Not a Joke, Jim

57. Chandler Bing

58. Parks and Recreation Letter Board Quotes

59. All Andy Dwyer Knows

60. Pizza is Truly Power

This is one of my all-time favorite April quotes.
61. Oh, Jean-Ralphio

62. Schmidt Just Gets it

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63. Reasons to Let it Out

Obviously this isn’t on a letter board–yet. Will you be the first? (If you are, obviously I think you have awesome taste, and you should most definitely send me a picture. 🙂
Do you know of any other unique and funny letter board quotes that I missed? I’d love to link to you or shout out on Instagram.
If you’re searching for some funny letter board quotes for your home, don’t forget to check my other letter board quote pages!
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