I recently went on a mission. A mission to find the BEST funny letter board quotes that aren’t the same ones we’ve all seen 193 times.
Letter board sayings just make things FUN. These cute little boards can make it so easy to display a beautiful, meaningful quote, a Bible verse… OR, if you’re like me, a completely sarcastic or ridiculous one.
Here are a few different types of funny letter board sayings I’ll cover:
Now let’s get to the rest of the funny letter board quotes!
Don’t forget to check out fun letterboard quotes for other seasons: 50+ Best Summer Letter Board Quotes and Fall Letterboard Quotes
1. Too Old for Snapchat, Too Young for Life Alert
As an elder millennial, I relate to this letter board quote. You could also replace “snapchat” with “TikTok.”
(Even though I’m totally on TikTok)
2. A View of Parenting from a Narrator
Thank God there isn’t a narrator making light of all my parenting struggles.
3. My Dentist Told Me I Needed a Crown
4. How Many Chocolates Equals Happiness
The most wonderful time of the year is when there’s enough chocolate in the house for me to test this theory. 27 is probably close though.
5. Put On Your Positive Pants
By “positive pants,” do you think they mean fleece-lined yoga pants? Probably.
6. I’m Yours, No Returns
MWUHAHAHA YOU STUCK WITH ME BOO
7. No More Outside Stuff
8. Just a Second, Gotta Overthink
9. Gangster’s Paradise
It’s possible this one is not meant as a joke–but I’m imagining it in my living room, surrounded by stuffed animals and toys.
Oh yeah, that’s the gangster life.
10. Watch Bananas Die a Slow Death
11. I Impress Myself
12. Relax, We’re All Crazy
I really wish that a lot more people had this one in their homes. 🙂
13. Came, Saw, Made It Awkward
If there’s one thing I’m great at, it’s awkwardness. Check, check, and check.
14. I Used to Crastinate, But Then I Went Pro
This is one of those fun quotes for my ADHD people. My favorites.
15. I Love You With All of My Butt
The perfect quote for…. well… LITERALLY EVERYONE.
16. Decaf Coffee is Like a Hairless Cat
17. Taking Your Breath Away
A little ’tism humor for you. This could also be perfectly fitting in the spring, when the pollen is floating in the air and choking us all… what a special occasion.
18. Just Tell Me What To Do
To be fair, when I was a little kid I also wanted people to tell me what to do.
19. I’m Sorry I Didn’t Answer the Phone
This is a fun witty quote to remind people to JUST FREAKING TEXT ME. I’m begging you!
20. My House Looks Like I’m Losing a Game of Jumanji
I love letterboards that simultaneously explain the state of the space around them. Plus, this can bring a little humor when you have to invite someone in and you’re not prepared… my nightmare.
21. Check Yourself Before You… Ya know
22. Got It All Together
23. Maybe Swearing Will Help
I have to tell you a secret…………….. it will.
For more inspirational quotes that are perfect for letterboards, read 27 Inspirational Letter Board Quotes.
(Please tell me you had a quick laugh over this well-placed joke.)
24. The Truth About Letter Boards
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25. Spilling Coffee as an Adult
NOT THE COFFEE!
26. Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Caffeine
The perfect spot for this one is either by the coffee maker or wherever you do your makeup.
27. “Would poop here again.”
Okay, so this one isn’t on a letter board (yet), but it would make a pretty great one. Plus, the short letter board quotes are so much easier to do 😉
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28. Come on, Autocorrect
You might think this is one of Eleanor Shellstrop’s hilarious quotes, but nope, just little humor from the interwebs.
29. Not Enough Rap Songs
I really need someone to write this banger.
30. Netflix is So Insecure Sometimes
I’m not going anywhere bestie! We’re here, making memories.
31. How Much Is Your Life Falling Apart
Can we really create a scale of measurement this way? It seems like the most accurate strategy.
32. I Be Knowing
33. My Favorite Childhood Memory
34. The Worst Friday
Ah, one of those funny sayings that also makes you cry a little bit.
35. Chocolate Fast Update
36. The Best Things Take Time
37. Home Is Where You Take Your Pants Off
38. Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty
39. As I Do More Laundry, Nudists Seem Less Crazy
40. Emotionally Stable as an IKEA Table
SHOTS FIRED
41. I Don’t Understand, But I Also Don’t Care
42. “Be Strong” I Whispered to my Wifi Signal
We’re all depending on you!
43. Coffee is my Love Language
44. Spring Cleaning Never Killed Anyone, But…..
45. Did You Say Exercise or Extra Fries?
46. Dear Santa, Is Sorta Good an Option?
Oh hey, I snuck a Christmas quote in there! If you want some letter board ideas for the holidays, read 37 Christmas Letter Board Quotes.
47. Realistic Laundry Room Letterboard
48. I Love Fridays Like Kanye Loves Kanye
49. Humble with a Hint of Kanye
Now, because lyrics can make the BEST funny letter board quotes, the next section contains some of the best lyrics of all time.
50. I Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuu
51. Despacito
52. I am Beyonce, Always
53. Dwight, You Ignorant Slut
54. The Only Time I Set the Bar Low
55. All Dwight Wants
56. Not a Joke, Jim
57. Chandler Bing
58. Parks and Recreation Letter Board Quotes
59. All Andy Dwyer Knows
60. Pizza is Truly Power
This is one of my all-time favorite April quotes.
61. Oh, Jean-Ralphio
62. Schmidt Just Gets it
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63. Reasons to Let it Out
Obviously this isn’t on a letter board–yet. Will you be the first? (If you are, obviously I think you have awesome taste, and you should most definitely send me a picture. 🙂
Do you know of any other unique and funny letter board quotes that I missed? I’d love to link to you or shout out on Instagram.
If you’re searching for some funny letter board quotes for your home, don’t forget to check my other letter board quote pages!
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