I didn’t tell you guys, but I recently went on a mission. A mission to find the best funny letter board quotes.
I don’t know what it is, but letter boards just make things FUN. These cute little boards can make it so easy to display a beautiful, meaningful quote, a Bible verse… OR, if you’re like me, a completely sarcastic or ridiculous one.
I prefer the ridiculous kind.
Here are a few different types of letter boards I’ll cover:
- Funny quotes
- Funny lyrics as letter board quotes
- The Office letter board quotes
- Parks and Rec letter board quotes
- New Girl letter board quotes
Want to display a letterboard in your house, but don’t want to mess with all those tiny letters? I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU! (Read that in your best Billy Mays voice)
Let me introduce you to the magic of letter board art prints! This is a digital file that you can print at home or at a printer like Walgreens or Walmart. It looks like a letterboard, but is actually just a photo–much cheaper and easier to manage.
This is what it looks like in real life:

You can pick ANY quote on this list (or any other one you find) and get a custom letterboard quote print through my Etsy shop for under $10! This is a great solution to save money, space…. And time digging through letters.

While still getting the ridiculousness displayed in your home. 😉 Order yours here!
You can also purchase many of the funny quotes here from my shop right now. Visit the Black Door Shop to see what I have 🙂

Now let’s get to the rest of the funny letter board quotes!
1. Too Old for Snapchat, Too Young for Life Alert

As an elder millennial, I relate to this letter board quote. You could also replace “snapchat” with “TikTok.”
(Even though I’m totally on TikTok)
Related post: 27 Inspirational Letter Board Quotes
2. A View of Parenting from a Narrator

An accurate narration of parenting. It’s funny, because it would be awful to actually have my parenting narrated all day long.
3. My Dentist Told Me I Needed a Crown

4. How Many Chocolates Equals Happiness

…27 is probably close though.
5. Put On Your Positive Pants

By “positive pants,” do you think they mean fleece-lined yoga pants? Probably.
6. I’m Yours, No Returns

7. No More Outside Stuff

8. Just a Second, Gotta Overthink

9. Gangster’s Paradise

It’s possible this one is not meant as a joke–but I’m imagining it in my living room, surrounded by stuffed animals and toys.
Oh yeah, that’s the gangster life.
10. Watch Bananas Die a Slow Death

11. I Impress Myself

12. Relax, We’re All Crazy

I really wish that a lot more people had this one in their homes. 🙂
13. Came, Saw, Made It Awkward

If there’s one thing I’m great at, it’s awkwardness. Check, check, and check.
14. I Used to Crastinate, But Then I Went Pro

That is what they call upleveling.
15. I Love You With All of My Butt

16. Decaf Coffee is Like a Hairless Cat

17. Taking Your Breath Away

18. Just Tell Me What To Do

19. I’m Sorry I Didn’t Answer the Phone

20. My House Looks Like I’m Losing a Game of Jumanji

21. Check Yourself Before You… Ya know

22. Got It All Together

23. Maybe Swearing Will Help

24. The Truth About Letter Boards

25. Spilling Coffee as an Adult

NOT THE COFFEE!
26. Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Caffeine

27. “Would poop here again.”

Okay, so this one isn’t on a letter board (yet), but it would make a pretty great one. I had to include it because that’s how hilarious I think my bathroom sign is.
28. Come on, Autocorrect

29. Not Enough Rap Songs

30. Netflix is So Insecure Sometimes

I’m not going anywhere bestie!
31. How Much Is Your Life Falling Apart

32. I Be Knowing

33. My Favorite Childhood Memory

34. The Worst Friday

35. Chocolate Fast Update

36. The Best Things Take Time

37. Home Is Where You Take Your Pants Off

38. Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty

39. As I Do More Laundry, Nudists Seem Less Crazy

40. Emotionally Stable as an IKEA Table

41. I Don’t Understand, But I Also Don’t Care

42. I Love Fridays Like Kanye Loves Kanye

43. Humble with a Hint of Kanye

Now, because lyrics can make the BEST funny letter board quotes, the next section contains some of the best lyrics of all time.
44. I Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuu

45. Despacito

46. I am Beyonce, Always

47. Dwight, You Ignorant Slut

48. The Only Time I Set the Bar Low

49. All I Want

50. Not a Joke, Jim

51. Chandler Bing

52. Parks and Recreation Letter Board Quotes

PS, if you’re awesome/love Parks and Rec, you should check out my post on the best Parks and Rec decor.
53. All Andy Dwyer Knows

54. Pizza is Truly Power

This is one of my all-time favorite April quotes.
55. Oh, Jean-Ralphio

56. Schmidt Just Gets it

Related: 12+ Best & Most Unique Blanket Storage Ideas (that actually work for real people)
57. Reasons to Let it Out

Obviously this isn’t on a letter board–yet. Will you be the first?
(If you are, obviously I think you have awesome taste, and you should most definitely send me a picture. 🙂
Do you know of any other unique and funny letter board quotes that I missed? I’d love to link to you or shout out on Instagram.
If you’re searching for some funny letter board quotes for your home, don’t forget to check my other letter board quote pages!
And I’d love to see your letterboards–message me on Instagram or TikTok. I can’t wait to hear from you 🙂
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